is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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