Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There r osticjed everywhere
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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