Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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