VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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