honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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