Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
