Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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