would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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