I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
