I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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