Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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