...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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