Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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