I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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