so explain again why im purple
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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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