I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he thought i was a dude.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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