But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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