I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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