Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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