i just had sex bonerless
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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