if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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