i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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