I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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