kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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