i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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