you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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