She announced her abortion via fbk
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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