I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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