Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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