Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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