Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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