Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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