Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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