I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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