White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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