What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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