Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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