HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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