This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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