ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I am naked and annoyed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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