goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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