you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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