I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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