morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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