i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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