They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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