so that wasnt chicken after all
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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