The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize