i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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