U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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