are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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