i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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