Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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