Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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