I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Randomize