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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.

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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!

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(727): View more from Florida

Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.

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